We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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