i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I AM VODKA MAN
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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