I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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