Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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