dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Operation Purity has been aborted
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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