I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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