So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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