I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You almost got us killed.
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