bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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