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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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