I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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