I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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