did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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