I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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