Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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