if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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