Whod you bang
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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