Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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