exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
