you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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