Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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