.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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