I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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