why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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