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It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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