What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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