Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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