sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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