She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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