Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Randomize
