Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
