oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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