Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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