Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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