Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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