I wish I could punch you in the face.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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