Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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