JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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