We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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