It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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