you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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