I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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