dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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