her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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