I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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