I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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