Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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