WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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