In the future we'll all be gay
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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