At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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