in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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