I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
