Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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