i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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