Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Boobs are out for the taking
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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